Shirt – Roadhead

Here at Shockertees, we’re all about being hilariously funny.  And by “hilariously funny”, we usually mean extremely rude and offensive.

Following our last shirt post on virgins…

Let’s say you go that shirt.  You wear it around, turning yourself into an instant live walking advert to attract virgins.  In no time, you snap one up.  The next logical step is to get into your car and put on the shirt that we’re going to introduce to you today…

Introducing… Roadhead.

This brilliant new gem in our line of awesomely awesome cool shirts takes it to the next level.  You’re on the road with your new companion and the shirt does all the hinting, suggesting and talking for you.

One word… ROADHEAD.

There you have it.  You’re welcome!

Shirt – Virgins

Was talking to my buddy last week while chilling at Whitespot.

We were going to go to our typical Ramen place, but we’ve been going there for like a month straight—so Whitespot it was.

We got to talking about some new shirt ideas and I came up with a rather brilliant one, if I do say so myself.

There’s basically a large simple sign on the front of the shirt that says in large text:

VIRGINS WANTED…
(no experience necessary)

Hilarious… I know.  My buddy thought it was pretty great too.  We’re planning on doing the rough draft of it this weekend.  And hopefully in a month’s time (or two), we’ll have some of these bad boys ready to go for y’all to check out and BUY.

These shirts will turn you into walking advertisements.  If they work as well as we plan… you’ll get some willing applicants in no time. ;)

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