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Two Girls, One Solo Cup
Young, Dumb & Full of Rum
One And A Half Percent
Shocker Symbol
I'm Kind of a B.F.D.
I Went Black, Now I Want to Go Back
John Homes Construction
A Guy with a Bigfoot
It's Always Shotgun Time!
It's How You Twitter It

	Two Girls, One Solo Cup
	Young, Dumb & Full of Rum This shirt seems to make the ladies thirsty. Thirsty for our rum. Ladies, gather round, I've got more than enough rum to go around. Hey girl, you got a little of my rum on your chin.
	One And A Half Percent "Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin." - Tommy Boy
	Shocker Symbol Sometimes, two in the pink and one in the stink just won't fill that void. That's when you call over that eager little blonde spinner and you do the ambidextrous shocker. Look mom! Both hands!
	I'm Kind of a B.F.D. I once had many leather bound books and an apartment that smelled of rich mahogany. But I traded it in for pack of magnums and your girls digits.
	I Went Black, Now I want to Go Back I went black once. For the next few week all the colors seemed brighter, tastes were tastier and my smells were smellier. According to WebMD, those are the first signs of jungle fever.
	John Homes Construction John Holmes was known for 3 things. Laying down a nice frame, bendin her over, and nailin her tight. He was also a hell of a boy scout. The only one to get the "tie a know with your penis" badge.
	A Guy With A Bigfoot I told you babe... I have bigfoot, and you know what that means. So you coming home with me or what?... Well she was a little spooked by my 8 ft tall pet bigfoot in his 10 ft cage, but she did some freaky things to me & Harry that night that I'll never forget.
	It's Always Shotgun Time We have been told by our lawyers, that it is indeed, not always shotgun time. You should refrain from shotgunning while next to a cop at a redlight, while attending your AA meeting or at your great grandmothers funeral. Other than that, your good.
	It's How You Twitter It When we first started hearing of this twitter, we said "What a tremendous amount of wasted time and useless information" We still feel that way so you should follow us on twitter to find out more of our thoughts.